Gym resolutioners are the worst11/19/2023 ![]() ![]() If anything, going to the gym has made it so that now I'm in both emotional and physical pain. But to be honest, I'm still pretty anxious. When these fucking ppl aren't there, it's a paradise of free weight, but when they are there, they are fucking eyeing the fucking rack you are using, because they allways come in big fucking crowds, and they stay for so fucking long, shitting their fucking time away, that there is a build-up of ppl trying to get in some free-weight exercises.I started dabbling in light exercise two years ago after a friend told me that going to the gym would help with my anxiety. What makes it fucking worse is, that ppl in my gym use the fucking racks as a social-event, so 6-7 fucking ppl crowd around in tights and oly-shoes to squats, and then take for fucking ever, because they have to warm up for a half fucking hour before squatting the fucking bar afterwards, they have to inspect each others form, talk and 'be rly rly srs bout squatting' with 'rly rly rly srs technique' FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! >Six Racks and two power-cages all fucking taken. >Entire fucking freeweight-area fucking packed. >Change into gym-clothes and walk into the freeweight-area, with two hours before closing-time. >when I finish my workout there is an old man completely naked standing in front of my locker >management talks to me about "providing a threatening atmosphere" >some fat guy in the locker room gets upset that I won't say good morning to him and I call him a "hurt feelings little pussy" >he attempts one rep of my weight and then runs over to the seated row machine >this old phillapino dude won't stop staring at me when I do my deadlifts and barbell rows. >see a fat guy (must be atleast 300 pounds) rocking back and forth and side to side in the squat rack with 5 pound weights on the bar >one dude keeps a toothpick in his mouth at all times even when he does cardio ![]() >they just call each other pussies and start curling on the machine >two old dudes stand around the pull-up bar and this curling machine >they take all the lower weight dumbells and do aerobics >45 year old women everywhere, the aftermath of a spinning class >don't pick up any weights, use the smith machine without putting any weight on it >see two ham planets circling around the weight area. Tldr - fatass stampede of NYRs have completely destroyed all my brand new gym's cardio equipment in a matter of days. >find the only machine that NYRs don't bother with ![]() >not even in the mood to do cardio anymore >next machine is stuck in highest incline ![]() >emergency cord ripped the fuck out, half the buttons are popped off and laying in the tray >motor starts to whine really high pitched louder and louder >hit go, step on belt ready to get started >belt twists around on roller and locks up machine Later that evening, I was bored and had a lot of energy, so I went back to the gym to bust out some cardio. >pay it no mind, free weight area sorta empty >could barely hear the music over the din stomping feet and the whine of bikes and elipticals. >their synchronized stomps could be felt through the padded floor >cardio section is packed, every treadmill, bike, etc taken >gym just opened 3 months ago, brand new equipment, everything clean and nice >go to gym during peak hours because I'm a moron ![]()
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